"More business decisions occur over lunch and dinner than at any other time, yet no MBA courses are given on the subject."
Peter Drucker
I have frequently been accused of asocial behaviour. I almost pride myself on this reputation and work hard to preserve it every now and then after a 'congeniality binge'. However , when people tell me that I am rude and asocial because I do not reply to them on Orkut often enough !!! THAT IS JUST ABSURD !
I mean , I prided myself on mastering the email and IM when they came out. I made the usual - "I didn't call you ?? You should have just emailed me ! Get with the times already !!!" kind of jibes only a few years back. And now I am getting sidelined because I dont scrap and wall or roll or whatever ? I think this is social networking thing is going too far. Anyway so here then for the record are
TOP 5 REASONS WHY I AM PROBABLY NOT RESPONDING YOU TO YOU ON ORKUT
1) I do not know you. Yes, thanks for noticing that I went to XYZ college or work for ABC company. Unfortunately, your supreme power of observation does not guarantee you a place in my social circle (unless you're a hot woman-types
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2) Hi #$%^! whatsup ??? Its been very long , I know. And you know why that is ? Even though I visited your city 10 times since we last me ? I don't WANT to be in touch with you. Do I have to spell it out ( and lets face you were not really the hot woman-types!)
3) How am I doing ? I am doing good......but not good enough to divulge any other personal details about me over the internet.Sorry
4) WOW ! Those are really cool pictures of your last trip/party. I am sure you really love them. Thats because YOU took them. YOU uploaded them. Why would I want to see them ? (unless of course - you're the youknowwhat types)
5) Lets be very honest. Unless you're the very HOT , completely out my league woman-types...I wouldn't really respond to you. I am sorry. I just prefer to use social networking for embarrassing myself , really .
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Mr Mohan you need to get down from your high horse!
Mr. Mohan, get down from your high horse